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The Posters tell em all .... well almost

Animal - He wasnt much of a man - Now He is not much of a animal

Afraid of the Dark - You cannot Escape what you cannot see.

After Midnight - Terror has no curfew.

An American werewolf in Paris - Things are about to get a little Hairy.

Any Given Sunday - Life is a contact Sport.

Appolo 13 - Houston we have a problem.

Arlington Road - Fear Thy Neighbour.

As Good As It Gets - Brace yourself for Melvin.

Assassins - In The Shadow of Lives In The business of Death , One man found a reason to live....

The Avengers - Two amazing secret agents. One diabolical madman. Conditions are dark. The forecast is deadly. Tea, anyone?

Bad Boys - There's Only One Person Left Who Believes In Mick O'Brien...Mick O'Brien.

Big Daddy - Nature Called, Look who answered.

The Big Town - Lady Luck is on his side, Tonight she's on fire.

Black Dog - The only way to stay safe is to stay moving.

Boogie NIghts - The life of a dreamer, the days in Business and the nights in between.

Boom - Together they devour Life (Starring Taylor and Burton).

Bounty Hunter - The Higher the reward The hotter the gun he used to collect it.

Boys from Brazil - If They Survive ...... will we?

Bridget Jones Diary
Stop Smoking
Stop Drinking
Find Inner Poise
Go To The Gym 3 Times a week
Dont Flirt With Boss
Reduce Thighs
Learn To Love Thighs
Forget About The Thighs

Driven - Welcome To The Human Race.

Enemy At The Gates - A Single Bulet Can Change History.

Get Over It - Get Dumped Get Pumped Get Even.

Road Home - In a world spinning out of control its easy to know ur way.

What Women Want - He has the power to hear what women are thinking . Finally a man is listening.

The Truman Show - On the air, Unaware .

Sleepless in Seattle - What if someone you never met, someone you never saw, someone you never knew was the only someone for you .

The Omen - Good Morning you are one day closer to the end of the world, You have been warned .

Horror Hotel - Just ring for doom service .

Hellraiser- It will tear your soul apart.

Alien- In space no one can hear you scream.

Bonnie and Clyde - They're young... they're in love... and they kill people .

Airplane- Whats slower than a speeding bullet and able to hit tall buildings on a single bound?

Taxi Driver - On every street in every city theres a nobody who dreams of being a somebody.

The music lovers- The story of a homosexual, who married a nymphomaniac.

Psycho - Check in relax , Take a shower.

The fugitive - A murdered wife, A one armed man, An obsessed detective. The chase begins.

Men in Black - Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe.

Trainspotting - Choose life, Choose a job, Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars compact-disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholestral and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage payments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends, Choose leisure wear and matching fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish fucked up brats you spawned to replace yoursef. Choose a future. Choose life... But why would I want to do something like that?

Play misty for me - The scream you hear may be your own.

Commando - Somewhere... Somehow... Someones gonna pay.

Asylum - You've nothing to lose but your mind.

Shirley Valentine - No one thought she had the courage , the nerve or the lingerie.

The lost boys - Sleep all day, Party all night , Its good to be a Vampire.

Memoirs of an invisible man - Women want him for his wit. The CIA wants hime for his body , All Nick wants is his molecules back.

Meet Joe Black - Meet Joe Black. Everyone does sooner or later.

True lies - When he said I do, he didnt say what he did.

LA Confidential - Off the record, on the QT and very Hush Hush...

The usual suspects - Five criminals, One line up, No coincidence.

Arachnophobia - Eight legs, Two fangs and an Attitude.

Scanners
10 seconds. The pain begins.
15 seconds. You cant breathe.
20 seconds. You explode.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail - And now! At last! Another film completely different from some of the other films which arent quite the same as this one.

Casablanca - They had a date with fate in Casablanca.

Scarface - He lived the American dream. With a Vengence.

The postman always rings twice - If there had been a Eleventh commandment they would have broken that too.

Father of the Bride - The bride gets the THRILLS! The father gets the BILLS.

High Noon - The story of a man who was too proud to run.

Cool Hand Luke - What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

Dirty Harry - You dont assign him murder cases , you just turn him loose.

Dracula has risen from the grave - You just cant keep a good man down.

M*A*S*H - MASH gives a damn.

Beyond the Forest - Nobodys as good as Betty when shes bad.

The loved One - The motion picture with something to offend everyone.

The Wild Bunch - Unchanged men in a changing land , Out of step, Out of place and desperately out of time.

The long Goodbye - Nothing says Goodbye like a bullet.

The Towering Inferno - One tiny spark becomes a night of blazing suspense.

The Big sleep - Somedays business is good, Somedays its murder.

Foxy Brown - She brown sugar and spice but if you dont treat her nice shell put you on ice.

Rocky - His whole life was a million to one shot.

Rosemary's Baby - Pray for Rosemarys Baby.

Easy living - Where there is smoke there must be someone smoking.

Carrie - If you've got a taste fo terror take Carrie to the prom.

Forces of Nature - He went from the eye of the storm into the arms of a hurricane.


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